<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413</id><updated>2011-09-26T09:44:16.120-07:00</updated><category term='Mark Sanford'/><category term='Tom DelLay'/><category term='immigration'/><category term='AOL'/><category term='hamsters'/><category term='Lamar Odom'/><category term='Apple'/><category term='Sanjay Gupta'/><category term='Zhu Zhu'/><category term='North Korea'/><category term='RAMP'/><category term='Tom Cruise'/><category term='Napoleon'/><category term='Dan Jansen'/><category term='Vancouver'/><category term='South Carolina'/><category term='Mitch McConnell'/><category term='Prius'/><category term='David 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Reid'/><category term='Katie Holmes'/><category term='Mounties'/><category term='Haiti earthquake'/><category term='Angelina Jolie'/><category term='hockey'/><category term='snowboarding'/><category term='AID for AIDS'/><category term='Michael Jackson'/><category term='President Obama'/><category term='Dmitri Medvedev'/><category term='Vladimir Putin'/><category term='Google Buzz'/><category term='Jodi Picoult'/><category term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>Salty Caramel</title><subtitle type='html'>An unexpectedly delicious combo that doesn't make you cry</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>69</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1674489925952418066</id><published>2010-12-27T21:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-29T13:43:16.217-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Man Grapples with Appropriate Holiday Greetings</title><summary type='text'>SPARTANBURG, S.C. – After jokingly offering his pescetarian secretary a bite of his Chick-fil-a spicy chicken sandwich, Jerry Maybell had to attend an HR-ordered sensitivity training session where he was schooled in the differences between octo-lacto vegetarians (no meat, fish, or seafood), pescetarians (no meat, but fish is okay) and fruitarians (only what falls from a plant).Chastened by the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1674489925952418066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/12/man-grapples-with-appropriate-holiday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1674489925952418066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1674489925952418066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/12/man-grapples-with-appropriate-holiday.html' title='Man Grapples with Appropriate Holiday Greetings'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-997847961264095864</id><published>2010-12-23T22:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-25T01:00:51.522-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ryan Reynolds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jennifer Aniston'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Angelina Jolie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scarlett Johansson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robert Downey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jr.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TMZ'/><title type='text'>Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Disappoint Tabloids with Classy Marriage, Divorce</title><summary type='text'>Hollywood stars Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made their split official Thursday as they filed for divorce a mere two years after their top-secret marriage in Canada two years ago. While the dissolution of their union has led some to cluck their tongues disapprovingly at short-lived "Hollywood marriages," their discreet handling of their relationship and lack sexting with a Vegas stripper </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/997847961264095864/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/12/scarlett-johansson-and-ryan-reynolds.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/997847961264095864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/997847961264095864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/12/scarlett-johansson-and-ryan-reynolds.html' title='Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Disappoint Tabloids with Classy Marriage, Divorce'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-4354624258237728646</id><published>2010-07-01T23:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-06T21:52:00.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Al Gore Admits Infidelity to Recycling</title><summary type='text'>COLUMBIA, S.C. – Former Vice President Al Gore has admitted to cheating on his carbon-offsetting lifestyle during a tempestuous months-long affair with wastefully packaged 100 calorie snacks, plastic bags and SUVs.The hasty admission came just hours before the National Enquirer was set to run a story detailing a Coca-Cola fueled night in which Gore rode in a Hummer through Georgia and South </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/4354624258237728646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/07/al-gore-admits-infidelity-to-recycling.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4354624258237728646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4354624258237728646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/07/al-gore-admits-infidelity-to-recycling.html' title='Al Gore Admits Infidelity to Recycling'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-8019364968730793724</id><published>2010-06-10T10:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-16T00:22:20.401-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Andre Bauer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nikki Haley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='perfume'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='South Carolina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mark Sanford'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jake Knotts'/><title type='text'>Massive Perfume Leak Spurs Accusations of Cheating, Metrosexuality</title><summary type='text'>The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site. Scents 4 Everyone, a perfume manufacturer, began leaking its “Carolina Breeze” fragrance three days ago, through undiscovered cracks in the 100 gallon vats used to combine the yellow jessamine flower </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/8019364968730793724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/06/massive-perfume-leak-spurs-accusations.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8019364968730793724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8019364968730793724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/06/massive-perfume-leak-spurs-accusations.html' title='Massive Perfume Leak Spurs Accusations of Cheating, Metrosexuality'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1734266578777217412</id><published>2010-05-07T23:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-08T13:53:43.309-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mossad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adobe Flash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Jobs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apple'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dubai'/><title type='text'>Apple Moving Headquarters to Dubai</title><summary type='text'>Concerned by the recent outing of the fourth generation iPhone prototype on tech blog Gizmodo, secrecy obsessed Apple is moving its headquarters to Dubai. The Middle East emirate has long been known for its ultra luxe amenities, including an indoor snow resort and the world's largest man-made islands and the tallest building. But more recently, they were in the news for using their sophisticated </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1734266578777217412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/05/apple-moving-headquarters-to-dubai.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1734266578777217412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1734266578777217412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/05/apple-moving-headquarters-to-dubai.html' title='Apple Moving Headquarters to Dubai'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7543634360224145401</id><published>2010-05-05T00:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-05T00:41:54.151-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='South Carolina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='South Carolina Department of Parks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cinco de Mayo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Recreation and Tourism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mexico'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spain'/><title type='text'>Spanish Intern Tasked with Planning Cinco de Mayo Celebration</title><summary type='text'>COLUMBIA, S.C. – Carolina Pascal recently called her aunt in Barcelona to wish her a happy birthday. Little did 21-year-old intern for the South Carolina Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism (SCPRT) expect that her overheard "feliz cumpleaños" would lead to her planning the office's Cinco de Mayo celebrations.The agency's celebration of the Mexican holiday is a newly instituted practice, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7543634360224145401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/05/spanish-intern-tasked-with-planning.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7543634360224145401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7543634360224145401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/05/spanish-intern-tasked-with-planning.html' title='Spanish Intern Tasked with Planning Cinco de Mayo Celebration'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6442210335519022694</id><published>2010-04-27T17:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-29T20:26:33.102-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='immigration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tourism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='South Carolina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Prius'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Arizona'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thomas Keller'/><title type='text'>South Carolina to Bar New Yorkers, Californians</title><summary type='text'>COLUMBIA, S.C. – Following Arizona’s lead, South Carolina is expected to enact the nation’s toughest immigration laws to date, with New Yorkers and Californians to be officially declared persona non grata.Not only are residents of the Empire and Golden states prohibited from living in South Carolina, under the bill being considered by South Carolina’s legislature, they would not even be permitted</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6442210335519022694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/04/south-carolina-to-bar-new-yorkers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6442210335519022694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6442210335519022694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/04/south-carolina-to-bar-new-yorkers.html' title='South Carolina to Bar New Yorkers, Californians'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-8157951773101718559</id><published>2010-03-22T14:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T14:35:20.858-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lost'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ben Linus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook dopplegangers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lucy Liu'/><title type='text'>Ninety-Nine Percent of Public Uglier than Facebook Doppelgangers</title><summary type='text'>A new study has determined that 95 percent of the Facebook doppelgangers are more attractive than the actual people who participated in "celebrity doppelganger week." In addition, 93 percent of the doppelgangers were younger and 95 percent were slimmer. The study was published in the Proceedings Of The Royal Society, Biological Sciences, the same journal that published the findings in 2007 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/8157951773101718559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/03/ninety-nine-percent-of-public-uglier.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8157951773101718559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8157951773101718559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/03/ninety-nine-percent-of-public-uglier.html' title='Ninety-Nine Percent of Public Uglier than Facebook Doppelgangers'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6656855622129946055</id><published>2010-03-11T10:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T13:37:38.255-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kim Yu-Na'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tivo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mao Asada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proctor and Gamble'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='McDonalds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dan Jansen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2010'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Coca Cola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vancouver Olympics'/><title type='text'>Woman Suffers Olympics Commercials Withdrawal</title><summary type='text'>Emily Johnson's eyes welled up at the Winn Dixie this week when she pulled out her Visa credit card to pay for her sliced ham and Pringles potato chips. "Go World," she mouthed, choking back a sob. Johnson does not know any Vancouver Olympians, nor has she ever attended an Olympics. But 11 days after Canada defeated the U.S. men's hockey team, Johnson said she would give anything to have the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6656855622129946055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/03/woman-suffers-olympics-commercials.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6656855622129946055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6656855622129946055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/03/woman-suffers-olympics-commercials.html' title='Woman Suffers Olympics Commercials Withdrawal'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-2897040313376393476</id><published>2010-03-01T22:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T15:51:16.102-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vancouver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dmitri Medvedev'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Olympics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vladimir Putin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Russia'/><title type='text'>Medal-less Russian Olympians Forced into Exile</title><summary type='text'>VANCOUVER -- Olympian Yuri Lysenko was looking forward to seeing his daughter, Ksenia, and having a big bowl of his wife's borscht, which he hoped would ease his disappointment over having missed out on a medal. But it turns out that the Russian's disappointment paled in comparison to that of Moscow's. When he showed up at the airport in Vancouver, Lysenko was informed that, by order of President</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/2897040313376393476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/03/medal-less-russians-olympians-forced.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2897040313376393476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2897040313376393476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/03/medal-less-russians-olympians-forced.html' title='Medal-less Russian Olympians Forced into Exile'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-4423636547654246635</id><published>2010-02-24T22:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-25T02:50:45.033-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Tragically Hip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mary Carillo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hockey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mounties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Olympics'/><title type='text'>Canuck Avoids Depression Despite Men's Hockey Loss</title><summary type='text'>VANCOUVER -- Harold Saber's father was a Mountie and his favorite band is The Tragically Hip. He has a maple leaf patch on his duffel and he can't understand why health care isn't a right even though he is considered a conservative.  Despite his bona fide Canadian roots, Saber was seen whistling on Tuesday, less than 48 hours after the Canadian men's hockey team lost to the United States, 5-3 in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/4423636547654246635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/canuck-avoids-depression-despite-mens.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4423636547654246635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4423636547654246635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/canuck-avoids-depression-despite-mens.html' title='Canuck Avoids Depression Despite Men&apos;s Hockey Loss'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-2747394520658296145</id><published>2010-02-22T19:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T20:40:58.417-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lindsey Lohan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Debbie Phelps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BMW'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kardashian sisters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Casey Johnson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tila Tequila'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton'/><title type='text'>Washed Up Former Queen Bee Born Too Soon for Reality TV Craze</title><summary type='text'>Alegra Jones nee Morrison stole her older sister's boyfriend at age 13, had surgery for a "deviated septum" a year later and watched Beverly Hills, 90210 religiously. If she were 16 today instead of 36 she would probably be starring in her own reality television show. Instead, the UC Santa Cruz dropout lives in Newport Beach, Calif., and ferries her two daughters to figure skating lessons. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/2747394520658296145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/01/washed-up-former-queen-bee-born-too.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2747394520658296145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2747394520658296145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/01/washed-up-former-queen-bee-born-too.html' title='Washed Up Former Queen Bee Born Too Soon for Reality TV Craze'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3253934943371855200</id><published>2010-02-18T13:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T14:25:28.660-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snowboarding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In-and-Out Burger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dolf Van der Wal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='McDonalds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halfpipe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shaun White'/><title type='text'>Shaun White Training Four-by-Four, Animal Style for 2014</title><summary type='text'>VANCOUVER -- Shaun White's soaring performance in Wednesday's halfpipe competition yielded lots of gold: a medal for himself, along with a marketing bonanza for McDonalds. A minute after securing the gold medal, White took his victory run, capping it with an element sure to make the most hyped list of 2010, just after the iPad -- a Double McTwist 1260, involving 3 1/2 twists and two flips. The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3253934943371855200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/shaun-white-training-four-by-four.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3253934943371855200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3253934943371855200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/shaun-white-training-four-by-four.html' title='Shaun White Training Four-by-Four, Animal Style for 2014'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7938303818819899435</id><published>2010-02-17T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T12:39:00.730-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bar Rafaeli'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google Buzz'/><title type='text'>Google Buzz Reveals Man has Lame Social Life</title><summary type='text'>NEW YORK -- Most of the buzz around Google's latest social networking innovation has involved concern over the publicizing of people's frequent contacts -- and resulting potential to reveal liaisons with mistresses or interviews with rival companies. But one man's worst fears were realized when Google Buzz revealed that the man's supposedly sizzling social life was a total fraud. According to his</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7938303818819899435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/google-buzz-reveals-man-has-lame-social.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7938303818819899435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7938303818819899435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/google-buzz-reveals-man-has-lame-social.html' title='Google Buzz Reveals Man has Lame Social Life'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3827553893791297642</id><published>2010-02-16T14:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T14:46:22.128-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kevin Smith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weight Watchers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Southwest Airlines'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Edwards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Napoleon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rielle Hunter'/><title type='text'>Southwest Scuttles Plans to Charge Passengers by the Pound</title><summary type='text'>An unfortunate mishap with a famous overweight director has caused Southwest Airlines to shelve plans to offer reduced prices to skinny passengers. The proposal, now in the dustbin of bad ideas along with New Coke, John Edwards' decision to allow Rielle Hunter to produce videos about his campaign and Napoleon's invasion of Russia, would have charged an extremely low base fare for the first 125 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3827553893791297642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/02/southwest-scuttles-plans-to-charge.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3827553893791297642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3827553893791297642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/02/southwest-scuttles-plans-to-charge.html' title='Southwest Scuttles Plans to Charge Passengers by the Pound'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-5012622807483204078</id><published>2010-02-14T03:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T20:31:03.747-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vancouver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Olympics'/><title type='text'>Canadians Ramp Up Aggression in Quest for Olympic Glory</title><summary type='text'>VANCOUVER -- Canada's "Own the Podium" initiative goes far beyond limiting access to training facilities, according to a handbook obtained exclusively by Salty Caramel.The guide, apparently passed out to Canadian athletes and coaches, contains instructions on how to behave and what to say (and not say). For example, athletes and officials are to refrain from saying "Eh," in the presence of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/5012622807483204078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/canadians-ramp-up-aggression-in-quest.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5012622807483204078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5012622807483204078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/canadians-ramp-up-aggression-in-quest.html' title='Canadians Ramp Up Aggression in Quest for Olympic Glory'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-4874223863111242307</id><published>2010-02-06T16:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T14:26:04.322-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Toyota Recalls Name</title><summary type='text'>Beset by bad publicity over faulty gas pedals in eight car models and tempermental brakes in the crown jewel 2010 model Prius, Akio Toyoda, president of Toyota Motor Corp., announced Monday that he was recalling the name of the company. "Effective immediately, Toyota Motor Corp. will be referred to as TMW," Toyoda said. "We regret that the Toyota name has become sullied and with this step we hope</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/4874223863111242307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/toyota-recalls-name.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4874223863111242307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4874223863111242307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/02/toyota-recalls-name.html' title='Toyota Recalls Name'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3649883289347512493</id><published>2010-01-17T22:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-02T16:19:45.058-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sanjay Gupta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anderson Cooper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Larry King'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CNN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Haiti earthquake'/><title type='text'>CNN Rushes Slim-Fitting T-Shirts to Haiti</title><summary type='text'>PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI -- Concerned that its anchors were running out of slim-fitting monochromatic T-shirts, CNN ordered a special delivery of the unofficial uniform to the earthquake plagued city Saturday. "Thank you, Banana Republic," Anderson Cooper was reported to have exclaimed, pumping his bicep, which was shrouded under a loose-fitting, long sleeved striped shirt. Cooper apparently only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3649883289347512493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/01/cnn-rushes-slim-fitting-t-shirts-to.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3649883289347512493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3649883289347512493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2010/01/cnn-rushes-slim-fitting-t-shirts-to.html' title='CNN Rushes Slim-Fitting T-Shirts to Haiti'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1684033256742676539</id><published>2009-12-18T07:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T03:24:52.018-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health care reform'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harry Reid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mitch McConnell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Lieberman'/><title type='text'>Democrats Strike Deal on Health Care Reform</title><summary type='text'>Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., triumphantly announced on Friday that Democrats had struck a deal with Republicans to provide universal health care coverage to “every single American, at zero additional cost to the taxpayers.”  “The time to act is now,” Reid said. “We must seize the moment and enact meaningful reform that will prohibit insurance companies from denying coverage for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1684033256742676539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/democrats-strike-deal-on-health-care.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1684033256742676539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1684033256742676539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/democrats-strike-deal-on-health-care.html' title='Democrats Strike Deal on Health Care Reform'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7973046147607022601</id><published>2009-12-14T18:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T21:43:44.481-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hamsters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RAMP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AID for AIDS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zhu Zhu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tickle Me Elmo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beanie Babies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PETA'/><title type='text'>Zhu Zhu Rescue Shelter Created</title><summary type='text'>SUMMERVILLE, S.C. – Zhu Zhu pet hamsters are the must-have present of the 2009 holiday season. They squeak, run through mazes and even ride skateboards without making a mess, making them darlings of kids and their parents.But Harriet Wortherby knows that a year from now will be a different story. She remembers the Tickle Me Elmo carnage of ‘97 — when just months after parents shelled out big </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7973046147607022601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/zhu-zhu-rescue-shelter-created.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7973046147607022601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7973046147607022601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/zhu-zhu-rescue-shelter-created.html' title='Zhu Zhu Rescue Shelter Created'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-9059461767630795364</id><published>2009-12-13T10:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T18:28:01.673-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google Wave'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google Phone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AOL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gmail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google Maps'/><title type='text'>Indianapolis Woman Covets Google Phone</title><summary type='text'>INDIANAPOLIS -- All Linda Williams wants for Christmas is a Google Phone, but it's unlikely she'll get it. The much buzzed about phones were distributed to select Google employees last week but they are not expected to be sold to the public until 2010. The homemaker and mother of three boys said she began obsessing about the phone after a tech savvy college student, who works part time at the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/9059461767630795364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/indianapolis-woman-covets-google-phone.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/9059461767630795364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/9059461767630795364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/indianapolis-woman-covets-google-phone.html' title='Indianapolis Woman Covets Google Phone'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1964835482609350771</id><published>2009-12-12T22:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T18:18:52.034-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Martin Scorsese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Lynch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nicolas Sarkozy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Cooley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Woody Allen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roman Polanski'/><title type='text'>Polanski Trains for Ironman Triathlon</title><summary type='text'>GSTAAD, SWITZERLAND -- Roman Polanski, the Oscar-winning director currently living in his Swiss chalet under house arrest, is undergoing a vigorous training regime in hopes of participating in an Ironman triathlon. The 78-year-old director has been forced to stay at his house as he awaits extradition to the United States. But Polanski's limited confines have not hindered his intense training </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1964835482609350771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/polanski-trains-for-ironman-triathlon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1964835482609350771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1964835482609350771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/polanski-trains-for-ironman-triathlon.html' title='Polanski Trains for Ironman Triathlon'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3671412223158803288</id><published>2009-12-08T02:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T18:12:19.490-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='global warming'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='climate change'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Al Gore'/><title type='text'>Drowning Polar Bears Just 'Lazy Swimmers' Says Palin</title><summary type='text'>Sarah Palin tacked sharply to the right Wednesday as she sought to cast doubt about the "junk science" relating to global warming and questioned the claim that polar bears are drowning due to a melting Artic ice shelf.Polar bears have become a symbol for some climate change activists as they seek to garner widespread support for a dramatic curbing of greenhouse emissions. Most notably, in "An </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3671412223158803288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/drowning-polar-bears-just-lazy-swimmers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3671412223158803288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3671412223158803288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/12/drowning-polar-bears-just-lazy-swimmers.html' title='Drowning Polar Bears Just &apos;Lazy Swimmers&apos; Says Palin'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-689904829114137485</id><published>2009-10-18T17:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T20:03:53.928-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Starbucks'/><title type='text'>Diminutive Starbucks Barista's Son Insists He's Tall</title><summary type='text'>SEATTLE -- Alcee James, age six, practically grew up in Starbucks. His mother, Rose James, has been a barrista for the popular coffee chain for a decade, and Starbucks became the de facto child care center when her husband left them two years ago. Alcee has been adopted by the Starbucks regulars and he will often inform new Starbucks workers what drink they should start preparing as soon as they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/689904829114137485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/10/diminutive-baristas-son-insists-hes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/689904829114137485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/689904829114137485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/10/diminutive-baristas-son-insists-hes.html' title='Diminutive Starbucks Barista&apos;s Son Insists He&apos;s Tall'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-54716371218323353</id><published>2009-10-07T23:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-02T16:22:38.483-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom Cruise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Khloé Kardashian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wolfgang Puck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lamar Odom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Katie Holmes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lakers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dr. Phil'/><title type='text'>Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom Struggle With Seven Day Itch</title><summary type='text'>LOS ANGELES -- Recently wedded reality television star Khloé Kardashian and Lakers basketball player Lamar Odom confessed Wednesday that they had struggled with the "seven day itch" but after intensive counseling had returned to wedded bliss.Kardashian and Odom married Sept. 27 after a whirlwind month-long courtship that made Tom Cruise's pre-engagement pursuit of Katie Holmes appear protracted. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/54716371218323353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/10/khloe-kardashian-and-lamar-odom-admit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/54716371218323353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/54716371218323353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/10/khloe-kardashian-and-lamar-odom-admit.html' title='Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom Struggle With Seven Day Itch'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-9036310481940314266</id><published>2009-09-27T22:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T13:02:27.507-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dancing with the Stars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom DelLay'/><title type='text'>Liberal Keeps Support for DeLay in the Closet</title><summary type='text'>COLUMBIA, S.C. – Martin Bell attended Berkeley in the 1960’s, is a proud card-carrying member of SCETV and flies to San Francisco every year to attend the Gay Pride Parade wearing a Speedo, chaps and not much else.But Bell — who asked that his real name not be used for fear of ostracization by his friends and associates — has a dirty secret: He voted for Tom DeLay during the first week of Dancing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/9036310481940314266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/liberal-keeps-support-for-delay-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/9036310481940314266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/9036310481940314266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/liberal-keeps-support-for-delay-in.html' title='Liberal Keeps Support for DeLay in the Closet'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3976999053406343214</id><published>2009-09-25T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T17:06:06.596-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><title type='text'>Woman Stays Thirty-Eight by Not Posting Birthday on Facebook</title><summary type='text'>SEATTLE -- Linda Ramsey has spent hundreds of dollars on anti-wrinkle creams and costly sunscreens in order to maintain her fading youth. But she recently hit on a free way to defy aging: she erased her birthday on Facebook. "September 21st came and went without a single person other than my mom wishing me a happy birthday," Ramsey said triumphantly. "Even my brother forgot."Ramsey says she hit </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3976999053406343214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/woman-stays-thirty-eight-by-not-posting.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3976999053406343214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3976999053406343214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/woman-stays-thirty-eight-by-not-posting.html' title='Woman Stays Thirty-Eight by Not Posting Birthday on Facebook'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-4930600145460113454</id><published>2009-09-23T11:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T17:06:52.389-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Crucible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe the Plumber'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><title type='text'>Joe the Plumber Changes Professions, Goes Hollywood</title><summary type='text'>The man whose name became synonymous with his profession during the 2008 presidential election is trying to change jobs, and with it, his identity. A former plumber, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher shot to fame during the final presidential debate between then Sens. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Barack Obama, D-Ill., after McCain repeatedly referenced "Joe the Plumber" in discussing how Obama's tax </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/4930600145460113454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/joe-plumber-changes-professions-goes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4930600145460113454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4930600145460113454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/joe-plumber-changes-professions-goes.html' title='Joe the Plumber Changes Professions, Goes Hollywood'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7934545804002479964</id><published>2009-09-23T00:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T09:06:37.974-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wilson Claims He Fought to Get MLK Day Recognized as State Holiday</title><summary type='text'>COLUMBIA, S.C. – Seeking to discredit criticism that he is racially insensitive, Rep. Joe Wilson on Tuesday cited his efforts as a state legislator to get Martin Luther King Jr. Day recognized as an official South Carolina state holiday.“I revere the man. I think of him as a spiritual brother,” Wilson said. “It seemed only right that his birthday be recognized by the state and I worked with his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7934545804002479964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/wilson-claims-he-fought-to-get-mlk-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7934545804002479964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7934545804002479964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/wilson-claims-he-fought-to-get-mlk-day.html' title='Wilson Claims He Fought to Get MLK Day Recognized as State Holiday'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-5465867091134395912</id><published>2009-09-16T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-17T23:05:36.333-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fox to Debut Divorce Reality TV Show</title><summary type='text'>The network that has managed to construct more fake prime time romances than any other will have a new spin this fall: a reality TV show about divorce.Twelve squabbling couples will compete to have the most acrimonious divorce, with serial celebrity divorcee guest judges such as Liza Minnelli, who has married and divorced four times, providing commentary. The winners (or losers, depending on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/5465867091134395912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/fox-to-debut-divorce-reality-tv-show.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5465867091134395912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5465867091134395912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/fox-to-debut-divorce-reality-tv-show.html' title='Fox to Debut Divorce Reality TV Show'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1512939923159721526</id><published>2009-09-12T17:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-16T08:03:46.704-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Anti-Big Government Protestors Protest Lack of Portable Toilets</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON D.C. -- After three hours of marching, chanting anti-tax slogans and singing "God Bless America" Lewis Able Martin II of McClellanville, S.C., was hoarse and thirsty. So Martin chugged a two liter bottle of Coca Cola, which sated his thirst but led to an even more pressing issue: the need for relief.Unfortunately for Martin, there are scant toilet facilities available on the National </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1512939923159721526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/anti-big-government-protestors-protest.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1512939923159721526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1512939923159721526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/anti-big-government-protestors-protest.html' title='Anti-Big Government Protestors Protest Lack of Portable Toilets'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-5456336892165318622</id><published>2009-09-10T23:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T17:07:40.919-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steven Spielberg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jack Nicholson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boot camp'/><title type='text'>Consultant Helps Celebrities' Kids Adjust to Real World</title><summary type='text'>HOLLYWOOD -- An elite tutoring service has sprung up and the founder's e-mail is being discretely passed from celebrity assistant to assistant. The service, run by a former nanny to an A-list celebrity, is one that is seemingly very simple: it helps kids who come from wealthy, famous families learn about the real world and how to live in it. The founder of the service, who spoke on the condition </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/5456336892165318622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/consultant-helps-celebrities-kids.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5456336892165318622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5456336892165318622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/consultant-helps-celebrities-kids.html' title='Consultant Helps Celebrities&apos; Kids Adjust to Real World'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-5103701335699303828</id><published>2009-09-09T21:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T21:54:00.143-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gov. Sanford Sends Biscuits to Rep. Wilson</title><summary type='text'>Embattled South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford sent a care package of bone-shaped biscuits to fellow South Carolina GOPer and Congressman Joe Wilson Wednesday night. "Welcome to the dog house. I'm so happy for the company! Love, Mark," said the note, according to an employee at Three Dog Bakery in Charleston who assembled the care package. Sanford received his latest show of no confidence earlier in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/5103701335699303828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/gov-sanford-sends-biscuits-to-rep.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5103701335699303828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5103701335699303828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/gov-sanford-sends-biscuits-to-rep.html' title='Gov. Sanford Sends Biscuits to Rep. Wilson'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7853502236603914545</id><published>2009-09-02T23:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T23:34:19.257-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Levi Johnston Accused of Co-opting Storyline from Desperate Housewives</title><summary type='text'>Levi Johnston, almost son-in-law of almost Vice President Sarah Palin, may have embellished part of his Vanity Fair interview, which is due out in news stands later this week. In the interview, Johnston claimed that Palin had wanted to adopt his son, Tripp, in order to keep Bristol Palin's pregnancy a secret. "Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret — nobody would know that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7853502236603914545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/levi-johnston-accused-of-co-opting.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7853502236603914545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7853502236603914545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/levi-johnston-accused-of-co-opting.html' title='Levi Johnston Accused of Co-opting Storyline from Desperate Housewives'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-2442613661595479093</id><published>2009-09-01T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T08:37:50.672-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man Upgrades Cell Phone Plan, Incessantly Calls Friends</title><summary type='text'>SHIRLINGTON, VA -- After years of mockery from his friends and family, Jerry Huston, 31, recently upgraded his cell phone plan so he gets free calls within the Verizon network. His friends who once ridiculed him for speaking tersely and hanging up abruptly so that their phone conversations would not exceed the minute mark are now paying the price for their mocking. Huston, who previously had the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/2442613661595479093/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/man-upgrades-cell-phone-plan.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2442613661595479093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2442613661595479093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/09/man-upgrades-cell-phone-plan.html' title='Man Upgrades Cell Phone Plan, Incessantly Calls Friends'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6248171250662241256</id><published>2009-08-30T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-30T19:14:25.901-07:00</updated><title type='text'>U.S. Collection of Tchotchkes Enough to Clutter World's Homes</title><summary type='text'>A new study by a consumerism expert found that the U.S. populace has enough tchotchkes stowed in their houses, garages, apartments, condos, Public Storage Units, vacation homes and trailers to clutter up the houses, shanties, igloos, wigwams, longhouses, and gutters of the world's 6.7 billion inhabitants. "It's a question of distribution," said Jamie Hao, consumerism expert. "Just as there is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6248171250662241256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/us-collection-of-tchotchkes-enough-to.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6248171250662241256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6248171250662241256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/us-collection-of-tchotchkes-enough-to.html' title='U.S. Collection of Tchotchkes Enough to Clutter World&apos;s Homes'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6945298623956268535</id><published>2009-08-28T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-29T08:36:46.831-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DHS, TSA Report New Terrorist Threat: Athlete's Foot</title><summary type='text'>The Homeland Security Department and Transportation Security Agency on Friday held a joint press conference to announce that they have discovered a terrorist plot to start a pandemic of athelete's foot through airport hubs, in particular at the security lines. Athlete's foot is caused by a parasitic fungus and is usually spread in moist environments where people walk barefoot such as showers and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6945298623956268535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/dhs-tsa-report-new-terrorist-threat.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6945298623956268535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6945298623956268535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/dhs-tsa-report-new-terrorist-threat.html' title='DHS, TSA Report New Terrorist Threat: Athlete&apos;s Foot'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-708282281126990039</id><published>2009-08-27T14:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-30T19:16:44.792-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post Office to Not Deliver Junk Mail for a Fee</title><summary type='text'>Plagued by slumping revenue, the U.S. Postal Service will soon be testing out a new service: not delivering junk mail. The financially troubled agency has struggled to maintain its market share against competitors such as Fed Ex and UPS. But it's the increasing use of e-mail that has taken the biggest chunk of revenue over the last decade. The marketing of the new service even echoes the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/708282281126990039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-office-to-not-deliver-junk-mail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/708282281126990039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/708282281126990039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/post-office-to-not-deliver-junk-mail.html' title='Post Office to Not Deliver Junk Mail for a Fee'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-4258601354389955782</id><published>2009-08-25T10:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T13:34:30.335-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bernanke Gets Second Fed Term By Making Clutch Shot</title><summary type='text'>WASHINGTON D.C. -- An invitation to shoot hoops with President Obama may be more coveted than an invite to a State Dinner, but it turns out it can also have a consequential career impact as well. Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, was reappointed to a second term Tuesday, with news of the move leaking Monday. Economists have been bullish on Bernanke, who has helmed the agency during </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/4258601354389955782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/bernanke-gets-second-fed-term-by-making.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4258601354389955782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4258601354389955782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/bernanke-gets-second-fed-term-by-making.html' title='Bernanke Gets Second Fed Term By Making Clutch Shot'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1098050013444945416</id><published>2009-08-24T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-30T19:20:26.335-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Elite Preschool Takes Fundraising Cue from Selective Colleges</title><summary type='text'>NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Statewide unemployment may be inching close to 10 percent but you'd never be able to tell by visiting the exclusive 92nd Street Y preschool, which has co-opted some fundraising strategies more commonly associated with elite universities.  With a higher per capita endowment than Harvard University, the $24,300 annual tuition might be expected to cover the cost of five hours </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1098050013444945416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/elite-preschool-takes-fundraising-cue.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1098050013444945416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1098050013444945416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/elite-preschool-takes-fundraising-cue.html' title='Elite Preschool Takes Fundraising Cue from Selective Colleges'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6894138827670437947</id><published>2009-08-21T20:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T22:19:54.848-07:00</updated><title type='text'>CIA Satellite Redirected to Spy on Buenos Aires by Janitor</title><summary type='text'>In a sign that the nation's spy agency is perhaps outsourcing too much of its work, agency officials on Friday briefed top congressional intelligence members on a recent incident involving a janitor who redirected a satellite focused on drug lords in Colombia to spy on his philandering wife in Buenos Aires. An international incident was narrowly averted after a fellow janitor alerted a CIA </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6894138827670437947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/cia-satellite-redirected-to-spy-on.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6894138827670437947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6894138827670437947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/cia-satellite-redirected-to-spy-on.html' title='CIA Satellite Redirected to Spy on Buenos Aires by Janitor'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1754053275834492510</id><published>2009-08-20T00:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T21:59:15.087-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hospitals Forbid Talk of Possibility of Death</title><summary type='text'>Health care reform may be on a respirator, but the practical effects of the debate are being felt in hospitals across the country, in particular by the very ill. In an attempt to refute claims that medical centers are encouraging the withholding of care through so-called death panels, some hospitals have started to forbid doctors and nurses from even mentioning the possibility of death, even </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1754053275834492510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/hospital-forbids-talk-of-possibility-of.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1754053275834492510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1754053275834492510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/hospital-forbids-talk-of-possibility-of.html' title='Hospitals Forbid Talk of Possibility of Death'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3255664818040445709</id><published>2009-08-19T22:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T13:36:59.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chelsea Clinton to Get Married In Space</title><summary type='text'>All attention has turned to Martha's Vineyard in anticipation of President Obama's vacation next week and the rumored upcoming nuptials of Chelsea Clinton. But the former first daughter will actually be taking out-of-this world measures to ensure a private wedding: she will be getting married in space, according to a high ranking NASA astronaut who asked not to be named because he did not want to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3255664818040445709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/chelsea-clinton-to-get-married-in-space.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3255664818040445709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3255664818040445709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/chelsea-clinton-to-get-married-in-space.html' title='Chelsea Clinton to Get Married In Space'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-8608729909058574495</id><published>2009-08-17T12:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-17T15:00:57.521-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Usain Bolt Drops Out of 200, Cites Lack of Practice for Victory Dance</title><summary type='text'>BERLIN -- Jamaican sprinting sensation Usain Bolt announced Monday that he was dropping out of the 200 meter race because he had not spent enough time practicing his pre- and post-victory dance.Bolt sealed his reputation as the fastest man in the world Sunday with a new world record of 9.58 seconds in the 100 meter dash, breaking the previous record of 9.69 seconds he set during the Beijing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/8608729909058574495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/usain-bolt-drops-out-of-200-cites-lack.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8608729909058574495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8608729909058574495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/usain-bolt-drops-out-of-200-cites-lack.html' title='Usain Bolt Drops Out of 200, Cites Lack of Practice for Victory Dance'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7354086933525087980</id><published>2009-08-15T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-15T11:02:51.318-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yuppie Boycotts Whole Foods, Forced to Save Money By Buying Conventional Produce</title><summary type='text'>SANTA MONICA, CA -- Health conscious, liberal, well-to-do food shoppers are showing their displeasure by going conventional. Jerry Hackleberry, an environmental lawyer, was infuriated by an Op-ed penned by the CEO of Whole Foods on the topic of health care reform that criticized President Obama's plan. So he is showing his displeasure with his black card from American Express. Typically a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7354086933525087980/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/yuppie-boycotts-whole-foods-forced-to.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7354086933525087980'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7354086933525087980'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/yuppie-boycotts-whole-foods-forced-to.html' title='Yuppie Boycotts Whole Foods, Forced to Save Money By Buying Conventional Produce'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-4817278716070592951</id><published>2009-08-14T09:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T10:30:05.602-07:00</updated><title type='text'>'Squeaky' Fromme Invited to Town Hall</title><summary type='text'>Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, failed assassin of President Gerald Ford, was released Thursday from prison after 34 years behind bars. Upon her release, Fromme initially said that she was going to Disneyland. But in the time it would theoretically take for a lawyer to call her lawyer and offer an undisclosed settlement to never say that again or to visit the park, Fromme recanted. A native Californian</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/4817278716070592951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/squeaky-fromme-invited-to-town-hall.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4817278716070592951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/4817278716070592951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/squeaky-fromme-invited-to-town-hall.html' title='&apos;Squeaky&apos; Fromme Invited to Town Hall'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-2809644317517514328</id><published>2009-08-11T21:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T23:27:57.165-07:00</updated><title type='text'>FDA Cites Eyelash Lengthener as Progress in Drug Approval Process</title><summary type='text'>Stung by criticism that drugs are not making it to the marketplace fast enough, the Food and Drug Administration on Monday cited the speedy approval of Latisse, a drug that leads to fuller, longer eyelashes. The drug was originally sold as a glaucoma drug. But one of the side effects is that it leads to additional eyelash growth. In a release, the FDA noted its "swift action" in making available </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/2809644317517514328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/fda-cites-eyelash-lengthener-as.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2809644317517514328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2809644317517514328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/fda-cites-eyelash-lengthener-as.html' title='FDA Cites Eyelash Lengthener as Progress in Drug Approval Process'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7509607056187225985</id><published>2009-08-11T12:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T14:07:09.215-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Aung San Suu Kyi Cited In Contempt of Court for Sneezing</title><summary type='text'>RANGOON, MYANMAR -- Pro-democracy leader Daw Aung San Suu Kyi was sentenced to an additional year of house arrest Tuesday for sneezing during her sentencing. Suu Kyi had received three years of hard labor for an unusual incident in which an American, John Yettaw, swam across a lake to her villa. She allowed Yettaw to spend a couple days at her house after he claimed exhaustion. The military junta</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7509607056187225985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/aung-san-suu-kyi-cited-in-contempt-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7509607056187225985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7509607056187225985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/aung-san-suu-kyi-cited-in-contempt-of.html' title='Aung San Suu Kyi Cited In Contempt of Court for Sneezing'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-8088181977787244633</id><published>2009-08-08T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-10T11:33:54.024-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Popular New Diet Relies on Different Color Each Day</title><summary type='text'>A new diet sweeping through Hollywood circles relies on eating only one or two colors of food each day depending on the day of the week. Such celebrities as Jennifer Anniston and Gwyneth Paltrow have reportedly maintained their trim figures by adhering to what is being called the "Color Wheel" diet. Red foods are reserved for Monday, followed by orange on Tuesday, yellow on Wednesday, green on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/8088181977787244633/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/popular-new-diet-relies-on-different.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8088181977787244633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8088181977787244633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/popular-new-diet-relies-on-different.html' title='Popular New Diet Relies on Different Color Each Day'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7934893188899375369</id><published>2009-08-05T17:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T14:14:25.627-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Annie Leibovitz Turned Down $5 Million North Korea Photo Shoot</title><summary type='text'>Famed celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, whose recent financial troubles have been publicly documented in the media, turned down a lucrative offer to shoot President Bill Clinton's successful visit to North Korea to obtain amnesty for American reporters Euna Lee and Laura Ling. Although the White House and Clinton's office made clear that the former president was going strictly as a private </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7934893188899375369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/annie-leibovitz-turned-down-5-million.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7934893188899375369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7934893188899375369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/annie-leibovitz-turned-down-5-million.html' title='Annie Leibovitz Turned Down $5 Million North Korea Photo Shoot'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7430045741862220833</id><published>2009-08-04T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T00:55:03.188-07:00</updated><title type='text'>'Birthers' Say Hawaii is a Foreign Country</title><summary type='text'>As polls show a majority of Americans do not believe the claims that President Obama was born in Kenya, Indonesia or Mars and therefore is not an American citizen, the so-called birthers are now conceding that he was born in Hawaii but refuting that Hawaii itself is part of the United States. "They speak a foreign language there, and it doesn't even make sense," said birther leader Orly Taitz. "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7430045741862220833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/birthers-say-hawaii-is-foreign-country.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7430045741862220833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7430045741862220833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/08/birthers-say-hawaii-is-foreign-country.html' title='&apos;Birthers&apos; Say Hawaii is a Foreign Country'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-8872363164768214077</id><published>2009-08-01T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-01T10:30:41.509-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Unexpected Flight Upgrade Highlight of Woman's Vacation</title><summary type='text'>A woman returning to Los Angeles after a seven day Caribbean cruise with her husband and two children admitted Tuesday that the unexpected upgrade to first class on her flight from Atlanta was actually the highlight of her trip. "It was amazing," said Kris Anderson, age 54. "I loved boarding first then watching all the suckers in coach file past. I could see in their eyes they were wondering what</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/8872363164768214077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/unexpected-flight-upgrade-highlight-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8872363164768214077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8872363164768214077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/unexpected-flight-upgrade-highlight-of.html' title='Unexpected Flight Upgrade Highlight of Woman&apos;s Vacation'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7783661518188215598</id><published>2009-07-31T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T00:01:02.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>'Bills for Bikes' Program to Follow 'Cash for Clunkers'</title><summary type='text'>The White House will announce a new "Bills for Bikes" program Friday following the unexpectedly overwhelming popularity of the "Cash for Clunkers" program. The latter program provided up to $4,500 credit for car buyers who traded in high emission, low mileage vehicles and purchased more fuel efficient ones. One billion dollars had been provided for the program, which was expected to last until </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7783661518188215598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/bills-for-bikes-program-to-follow-cash.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7783661518188215598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7783661518188215598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/bills-for-bikes-program-to-follow-cash.html' title='&apos;Bills for Bikes&apos; Program to Follow &apos;Cash for Clunkers&apos;'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-3835022890551644654</id><published>2009-07-30T08:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-30T20:05:34.655-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Distilled Spirits Council Lobbies for Own High Profile Happy Hour</title><summary type='text'>After seeing the boost to beer brought on by President Obama's meeting with a renowned scholar and a Cambridge, Mass., police sergeant over various American beers, the Distilled Spirits Council has begun a furious, behind-the-scenes lobbying campaign to get the commander-in-chief to publicly partake of hard liquor. Obama met on Thursday with Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr., and Sgt. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/3835022890551644654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/distilled-sprits-council-lobbies-for.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3835022890551644654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/3835022890551644654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/distilled-sprits-council-lobbies-for.html' title='Distilled Spirits Council Lobbies for Own High Profile Happy Hour'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7851295041843945488</id><published>2009-07-22T01:47:00.005-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T09:48:19.809-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Al Franken Tries to Form Senate Detectives Fan Caucus</title><summary type='text'>Fresh off his highly publicized grilling of Sonia Sotomayor regarding fictional defense attorney Perry Mason, Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., has announced that he will be forming a Senate Detectives Fan Club Caucus. Franken said the intent of the caucus was to raise awareness of television's and literature's great detectives and provide a forum for discussion over which were the greatest. He wants to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7851295041843945488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/al-franken-tries-to-form-senate.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7851295041843945488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7851295041843945488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/al-franken-tries-to-form-senate.html' title='Al Franken Tries to Form Senate Detectives Fan Caucus'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-8069265149893505657</id><published>2009-07-22T01:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-30T23:25:52.448-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MTV Movie Awards to Give Prize for Best Weight Gain</title><summary type='text'>Hollywood starlets who pack on the pounds for art will have the opportunity to compete for a golden popcorn trophy at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards: Best Weight Gain.The network already includes unconventional categories that have never been contemplated by the more staid Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Hollywood Foreign Press, which hand out the coveted Oscars and Golden Globes. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/8069265149893505657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/mtv-movie-awards-to-give-prize-for-best.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8069265149893505657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/8069265149893505657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/mtv-movie-awards-to-give-prize-for-best.html' title='MTV Movie Awards to Give Prize for Best Weight Gain'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-5362686047836206219</id><published>2009-07-13T19:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T21:21:51.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sotomayor Avoids Controversy In First Day of Hearings</title><summary type='text'>Despite protesters' best efforts to derail the first day of Sonia Sotomayor's hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee Monday, her path to become a Supreme Court Justice appeared clear. The first interruption was by Norma McCorvey, better known as "Jane Roe" in the Supreme Court abortion case, Roe v. Wade. Since the landmark 1973 case, McCorvey has switched her views on abortion and become </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/5362686047836206219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/sotomayor-avoids-controversy-in-first.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5362686047836206219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/5362686047836206219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/sotomayor-avoids-controversy-in-first.html' title='Sotomayor Avoids Controversy In First Day of Hearings'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-748849168800316041</id><published>2009-07-10T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T11:33:26.377-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pilot Detours to Iowa After Passenger's Disparaging Comment</title><summary type='text'>A United Airlines cross country flight from San Francisco to Boston had an unscheduled stop in Des Moines, Iowa, Thursday after a pilot decided to make an emergency landing after hearing a passenger's disparaging remark about "flyover country." According to the co-pilot, the pilot heard a man in business class say to his traveling companion something to the effect of, "Thank God we were able to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/748849168800316041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/pilot-detours-to-iowa-after-passengers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/748849168800316041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/748849168800316041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/pilot-detours-to-iowa-after-passengers.html' title='Pilot Detours to Iowa After Passenger&apos;s Disparaging Comment'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-1017218213136222198</id><published>2009-07-09T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T20:48:31.567-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush Finishes Clearing Crawford Ranch Brush</title><summary type='text'>Former President George W. Bush has finished clearing all the brush from his 1,600 acre ranch in Crawford, Texas. During his presidency, Bush often sought refuge at the Prairie Chapel Ranch, considered the Western White House. He was often criticized for spending too much time at his ranch and not enough time attending to domestic problems and world matters. Among his favorite activities were </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/1017218213136222198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/bush-finishes-clearing-crawford-ranch.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1017218213136222198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/1017218213136222198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/bush-finishes-clearing-crawford-ranch.html' title='Bush Finishes Clearing Crawford Ranch Brush'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6861957952586476281</id><published>2009-07-08T21:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T20:49:29.156-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Harry Potter Star Struggling to Adjust to Muggle World</title><summary type='text'>After nine years of filming Harry Potter movies, Rupert Grint, who plays the character Ron Weasley, is reportedly struggling with the prospect of reacclimating to a post-Harry Potter life. Grint, who recently came down with H1N1, or swine flu, apparently tried coming back to the set where the cast has been filming the seventh and eight movies before he had recovered, insisting that if he could </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6861957952586476281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/harry-potter-stars-struggling-to-adjust.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6861957952586476281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6861957952586476281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/harry-potter-stars-struggling-to-adjust.html' title='Harry Potter Star Struggling to Adjust to Muggle World'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7562236845273421526</id><published>2009-07-07T15:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T09:30:37.378-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Franken Reprimands Staff for Joking</title><summary type='text'>On his first day as the newest senator from Minnesota, Democrat Al Franken reprimanded his chief of staff, Drew Littman, for gently ribbing one of the new staff assistants. In an effort to appear senatorial, Franken has banned all jokes at the office and in the Capitol building by anyone representing him, including himself. "We thought he was joking when he said no jokes," but he turned deadly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7562236845273421526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/franken-reprimands-staff-for-jokes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7562236845273421526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7562236845273421526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/franken-reprimands-staff-for-jokes.html' title='Franken Reprimands Staff for Joking'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-2237768575613704762</id><published>2009-07-06T20:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T21:07:39.119-07:00</updated><title type='text'>PETA Launches Campaign to Rename Dust Bunnies</title><summary type='text'>A leading animal rights organization, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, launched a campaign Monday to rename small clumps of dust found in hard to reach places including underneath furniture and in corners. "The term 'dust bunny' is defamatory to rabbits everywhere," PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said in a statement. "Bunnies are living, breathing, sentient beings," Newkirk added. "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/2237768575613704762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/peta-launches-campaign-to-rename-dust.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2237768575613704762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/2237768575613704762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/peta-launches-campaign-to-rename-dust.html' title='PETA Launches Campaign to Rename Dust Bunnies'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-9196978044425855185</id><published>2009-07-05T00:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T00:20:54.874-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Washington Post to Sell Columnist Bylines to Raise Money</title><summary type='text'>A few days after The Washington Post was forced to scrap a plan offering lobbyists exclusive access to Obama officials, lawmakers and Post reporters and editors at salons held at Publisher Katharine Weymouth's house, a Post spokesperson was speechless when asked to comment about internal reports that they were planning to allow people to write articles under famous Washington Post columnist </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/9196978044425855185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/washington-post-to-sell-bylines-to.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/9196978044425855185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/9196978044425855185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/washington-post-to-sell-bylines-to.html' title='Washington Post to Sell Columnist Bylines to Raise Money'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7433710512822637851</id><published>2009-07-04T10:24:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T10:48:21.075-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Palin Campaigns Vigorously to Resign, Picks up McCain Endorsement</title><summary type='text'>A day after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin announced that she plans to step down from the governership later this month, she picked up the endorsement of former running mate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz."I fully support Gov. Palin in her decision to step down," McCain said, accosted by reporters at his Sedona ranch as he was carrying in racks of ribs for grilling Saturday. "And now if she'll just shut up," </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7433710512822637851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-campaigns-vigorously-to-resign.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7433710512822637851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7433710512822637851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/palin-campaigns-vigorously-to-resign.html' title='Palin Campaigns Vigorously to Resign, Picks up McCain Endorsement'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-217353314064193904</id><published>2009-07-04T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T01:05:18.679-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ruth Madoff Ponders Hair Dye Endorsement</title><summary type='text'>NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Ruth Madoff, wife of disgraced financeer Bernard Madoff, is in talks with Clairol about an endorsement for a new line of hair dye. "She has the most famous streaks of gray right now," said a person involved in the discussion. Madoff was banned from the exclusive Pierre Michel Salon recently. She used to get blonde highlights every six weeks but the owner banned her out of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/217353314064193904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/ruth-madoff-ponders-hair-dye.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/217353314064193904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/217353314064193904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/ruth-madoff-ponders-hair-dye.html' title='Ruth Madoff Ponders Hair Dye Endorsement'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6117094848182997837</id><published>2009-07-03T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T09:51:07.649-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New Molecular Gastronomy Menu: Air</title><summary type='text'>Famed Chicago chef Homaro Cantu will be offering a special Fourth of July tasting menu consisting of various types of air at Moto, his restaurant in the lively meatpacking district. "To celebrate our Nation's independence we will be offering a menu free of calories, fat and cholesterol," he said in a press release. "It's healthy and environmentally conscious." Cantu previously gained recognition </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6117094848182997837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-molecular-gastronomy-menu-air.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6117094848182997837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6117094848182997837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-molecular-gastronomy-menu-air.html' title='New Molecular Gastronomy Menu: Air'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-6384241215661510577</id><published>2009-07-02T00:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T09:51:47.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sanford Gives Another Cringeworthy AP Interview</title><summary type='text'>South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford granted another squirm-inducing exclusive interview to the Associated Press on Wednesday in which he referred to his Argentine mistress as "mi amor" and related that their favorite song was Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie." "I never really knew that she could dance like this, She makes a man want to speak Spanish, Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa," Sanford sang, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/6384241215661510577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/sanford-gives-another-cringeworthy-ap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6384241215661510577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/6384241215661510577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/sanford-gives-another-cringeworthy-ap.html' title='Sanford Gives Another Cringeworthy AP Interview'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-96638869186905283</id><published>2009-07-01T08:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T17:46:40.161-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jodi Picoult'/><title type='text'>Jodi Picoult Writes Cheerful Book, Falls into Deep Depression</title><summary type='text'>Jodi Picoult, author of youth-in-peril bestsellers like "My Sister's Keeper" and "Nineteen Minutes" recently completed a draft of a book, "Lucy's Luck," in which nobody died, got sick, molested, abducted or otherwise harmed. The main character, Lucy, comes in for some mild teasing from the school bullies because she is on the math team, but her high self-esteem leaves her psychologically unharmed</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/96638869186905283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/jodi-picoult-writes-cheerful-book-falls.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/96638869186905283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/96638869186905283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/07/jodi-picoult-writes-cheerful-book-falls.html' title='Jodi Picoult Writes Cheerful Book, Falls into Deep Depression'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6707093191426226413.post-7155060512235751073</id><published>2009-06-30T22:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T17:05:41.633-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mahmoud Ahmadinejad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kim Jong-Il'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='North Korea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iran'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Neda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Jackson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google Maps'/><title type='text'>Jackson Mania Continues; World Dictators Breathe Sighs of Relief</title><summary type='text'>TEHRAN, IRAN -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad relaxed happily into an upholstered silk settee at the presidential palace Tuesday as he flicked between CNN and E! coverage of Michael Jackson's death."Those Western fools!" he chortled to Mohammad Reza Rahimi Qorveh, Vice President for Legal and Parliamentary Affairs, who nodded sycophantically. "I knew if we could just ride it out something</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/feeds/7155060512235751073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/06/jackson-mania-continues-world-dictators.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7155060512235751073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6707093191426226413/posts/default/7155060512235751073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saltycaramel.blogspot.com/2009/06/jackson-mania-continues-world-dictators.html' title='Jackson Mania Continues; World Dictators Breathe Sighs of Relief'/><author><name>Salty Caramel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07097668223438677638</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
